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As the assessment over the war in Iraq comes out we are beginning to see not much progress has been made by the Iraqi government. I know, I'm as surprised as you!  But maybe its more of Americas fault than theirs, look we have had freedom since we were born we know no different to us it comes natural!  But for Iraq hell they know nothing, they are use to being suppressed and brutalized and still have the fear that it will continue!  And it is, the animals that are running around that country are brutalizing them still, have them in constant fear for their lives!  And its our fault! 

  Right now we are trying to win the fight there, BUT its not our military that gets to say how we fight!  It's the liberals and all the human rights activist  that make our Military sound like rapist and baby killers!  So we have our guys over there tip toeing around scared to shoot, cause they might end up in prison!   Read how our "rules of engagement" killed these Soldiers!

  So here is how we have to win this, START OVER!  Yup start from scratch, rebuild Iraq!  The thoughts of Michael Savage, First we go city to city barb wire the entire city in drop leaflets giving everybody 72 hours to get out!  Set up check points making everybody is searched, meaning NO weapon make it through, once the 72 hours is up!  They city is destroyed! Nothing left and we move to the next city until they get the point and everyone who wants to meet their virgins gets to!  No more ground combat, why the hell even do that these days no need we are way more sophisticated than the old way of war!  Its time to quit being "wimps" and finish this!  Then we can move on to Iran if they still want some!  

American lets pack it up and give up!  Hell I am thinking at this point I am!  Fuck it, im going to get  some new pajamas and at towel to throw on my head!  PLUS I will save money on deodorant.  I am at such a loss for words right now!  Where in the hell is the ACLU?  I cant believe AGAIN we bend over for these scum who are after our lives!  PUSSY ass America!  All I know is stock up…stock up on guns…ammo anything else to protect yourself from the crazy ass Liberals and the crazy ass muslims .  These towel wearing stinky fucks can now pray in school?  What happen to separation of church and state?  How is it that every other religion has to   abide by the liberal agenda of taking God out of our school…BUT AGAIN lets not offend the folks who are ready to saw our heads off Burn our soldiers bodies and hang them for display, lets let them turn to Mecca and pray five times a day!   

 When the hell are we going to get a back bone?  Stand up to these clowns and tell them fuck off!  Wanna pray 237 times a day, do it in your own country!  Cause frankly I don’t care if any of those folks make it to see allla and their 72 virgins.  I don’t care any more, and the sad thing is it making me hate each and every one of them (not like I was in awe of them before) but from now on I will run them off the roads, slam doors in their faces and make fun of them when they are in their pajamas, I will let them know they smell like shit and need a bath!  Damn they have me upset this morning!  And all on a day in honor of them!  Hell it is 7/11 today! ;)

http://gabriellecusumano.townhall.com/Default.aspx?mode=post&g=707fe7c2-5dc6-4ae4-a31f-c89776791c3e

WOW, finally i made headlines on fox news!!  guess who bought all the trash Paris threw away!??  Thats right me!  I have been carrying her tooth brush around  (i give it a smell once in a while) and i let me dog smell her old dog food can!!!  WOW never have i been so close to a  celebrity 

Hooray, for Libby!  Well seeing its pretty much about time!  But now the question is raised in my mind, was this a bone Bush threw to the right!?  After his side was upset with him over this ridiculous immigration bill he wanted passed so bad?  Is this another corporate too rich of a guy to go to prison?  Not a real criminal so he would not make it?  Well I think it’s a slap in the face to the two border agents who got eleven and twelve years of their lives taken away while our generous president sat back and did nothing….and why?  Because he is scared of what the Mexican people and government might think of him!  Never mind that on a daily basis our border agents are getting rock chunked at their heads, never mind they are protecting us from the murderers, drug dealers, gangbangers  and potential terrorist coming across our “border”…lets look all past that and sentence these guys for political reasons!

  Our justice system is a JOKE!     Its ass backwards, you can be a rapist, pedophile, stalker and get less time than most criminals!  Take for example,   A drug dealer that is NOT standing on a corner but is selling to willing parties GROWN people who are able to make their own choices will get BY FAR more time than a pedophile/rapist!!??  And at the same time get more time then the Enron crew.  How is that possible?  Who would you want on the streets quicker?  You can argue that the drug deal ruins lives Brings society down, well in the same boat sits Enron, brought more families down than ANY ONE drug dealer ever could!  During the Enron case there was a high profile drug case going on(in Houston), when the drug dealers lawyer argued the unfair sentence and compared it to the Enron case, the judge replied that  Enron, those are not real criminal and they cant handle the time like your client!  OK!?  Now don’t get me wrong in no way do I condone the actions of any criminal….but I think we have an unfair bias criminal justice system and yesterday was another example….not because of Libby, but because of Libby versus our Border Agents (which shot a drug dealer). 

Well seeing I have a "healthy" dog some people including Eric might say my dog is a little over weight!?  I dont think so...he is very muscular and has big bones!  BUT now the fix is in!  I can get my dog on these new doggie diet pills!  If you read the article ( which i found on man's best friends website...which is the worst place to board a dog) while reading i noticed its a psychological problems we are passing on to our animals.  when we eat they eat....when we snack they snack!  if we dont exercise they dont!  ARE YOU KIDDING ME!  hell all my dog wants to do is run around and play...him and the cat play all the time....while i sit around and drink beer and eat bon bons!  Some people and their stupid ideas, sad thing is whoever came up with this will make millions!  I need to come up with a ridiculous idea and capitalize off  folks! 

The obesity epidemic has spread to man's best friend, and so many dogs are getting fat that the government stepped in yesterday by approving the first doggie diet pill.

The Food and Drug Administration announced the approval of Slentrol, a prescription drug that can suppress Fido's appetite while also blocking the absorption of fat from his treats.

"This is a welcome addition to animal therapies," said the FDA's Stephen Sundloff. "Dog obesity appears to be increasing."

Experts blamed the same factors that cause people to get fat: too much food and not enough exercise.

"The parallels between human obesity and canine obesity are striking," said John E. Bauer, a veterinarian at Texas A&M University. "They live with us. So when we eat too much, they eat too much. When we don't exercise enough, they don't exercise enough. And when we snack between meals, they probably snack between meals."

Americans' increasingly hectic schedules also mean that many dogs are spending their days cooped up in houses or apartments, eating out of boredom and getting very little exercise because owners are too busy to make it to the dog park. When owners do get home, they tend to lavish their pets with treats.

"It's tough to resist when the dog is looking up at you with those plaintive eyes. There's a lot of that going on, especially among individuals who may be the perennial couch potato," Bauer said. "Our dogs may not have their own cup holders, but they often are there with us at the drive-through and often end up getting their own burgers."

The result is that pets are getting many of the health problems plaguing overweight people, including heart disease, diabetes and arthritis.

"It's sad," said Bonnie Beaver of the American Veterinary Medical Association. "We see animals with diabetes. We see animals with arthritis in pain. Their quality of life is poor. We're killing our pets with kindness."

Dogs are considered obese if they are more than 20 percent above their ideal weight, which varies depending on the breed. More than a third of American dogs are estimated to be overweight or obese, and the problem is not limited to the canine world.

"Dogs, cats, horses -- we see it in all of them," said Rebecca Remillard of the Massachusetts SPCA Angel Animal Medical Center in Boston. "We even see it in some exotic pets like ferrets. Fat birds are a real problem."

But the new drug, called a selective microsomal triglyceride transfer protein inhibitor, is only for dogs. How it works is not well understood, but it blocks absorption of fat and seems to control appetite. It is given in liquid form under a veterinarian's close supervision. It can cause vomiting, diarrhea and lethargy.

Pfizer Inc., which makes the drug, said studies found that Slentrol is safe and effective in a variety of breeds, from dachshunds to retrievers. Most lost at least some weight, and half dropped at least 11 percent of their body weight in four months. But the company and other experts said diet and exercise are necessary in addition to the drug, which will cost $1 to $2 a day.

"It's not going to be a panacea, but it's another tool to help families help their pets get the weight off," Beaver said.

Concerned that some obese people might be tempted to use the drug, the FDA is requiring that it carry strict warnings.

"It's for dogs -- not for cats, and not for people," said Pfizer spokesman Bob Fauteux.

In people, the drug can cause adverse reactions including abdominal pain, diarrhea, flatulence, headaches, nausea and vomiting.

SOURCE: www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/05/AR2007010501753.html

What's the best text message you've ever gotten?

Well I would say....but Since i am  a "Professed  Liberal"  (according to Madmouser) which hurt my feelings by the way!  I can not say what the best text was....its prolly x-rated and i will keep it to myself.  Really the best ones are to myself...i show them off to my buddies make me look good....

What do you absolutely refuse to eat?

Food, i have not eaten is 6 days!  I see all the girls on the magazine covers and i cant stand being so fat!  I want everyone to see my ribs through my chest plate, my knees to look bigger then my head....i love the new me i cant wait till i am 65lbs.....2 more eight balls of crystal meth and one more month of no food,...watch out bitches here i come

So I was reading on Vox when I ran across a good thread, after going back and forth I finally looks at “pants party’s” profile!  First thing that jumped out was he was from San Francisco !  And he has a Chihuahua ….so with those two facts I did not want to jump to any conclusions!  THEN I saw he liked scooters….as I looked more closely at his photo I realized it was a tattoo of his dog (Chihuahua named Rudy) so I don’t know what that guy is doing to have a party in his pants but I sure am glad I do not have my photo posted!  So without me jumping to any conclusions…I will let you do that yourself….

A Lady liberal wrote a lot of letters to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive insurgent (terrorist) being held in Guantanamo Bay.

She received back the following reply:

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington , D.C. 20016

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Quada detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay , Cuba.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington.

You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care.

Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint.  It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.

We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.

Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome these character flaws.

Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences.  We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group.  He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually), since he views females as a subhuman form of property.  This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire.

I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka -- over time.

Just remember that it is all part of "respecting his culture and his religious beliefs" -- wasn't that how you put it?

Thanks again for your letter.  We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. You take good care of Ahmed - and remember, we'll be watching.

Good luck!

Cordially, your friend,

GEORGE W. BUSH

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        Jesus Christ and the American G. I.

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