Terrorists Have No Balls

Alex McIlveen is a cabbie at the Glasgow airport and was there during the latest Terror attack.  Not only was he there he was up close to the terrorist that was doing the Human Torch impression, so close that he kicked the terrorist in the balls.

Alex McIlveen, 45, kicked the man, whose body was in flames, so hard that he tore a tendon in his foot.

But he said last night: "He didn't even flinch. I couldn't believe he didn't go down.

Now I do understand that this guy was on fire and so any kick to the nuts would not be his only pain, however, for anyone who has been kicked in the privates knows that the pain is right up there with being on fire or any other such pain that one could dream up.  So I think it is safe to assume that terrorists, or at least this terrorist, has no balls.  So if that is the case what was his incentive?  What would he do with his 72 virgins?

UPDATE:  Cabbie gets a new pair of shoes!

A HERO taxi driver was given a new pair of trainers yesterday to replace the ones he used to kick a terror suspect in the privates.

Alex McIlveen, 45, had to hand over his £50 Nike gutties for forensic examination.

The Glaswegian walloped the flaming man so hard he tore a tendon in his foot.

Glad to see this guy is being taken care of.  He also commented:

"It's great to get this new pair, I've gone for Lacoste instead of Nike, but I reckon they will do just as good a job if I have to deal with any more terrorists."